Review-Adjacent Rants

31st May 2025

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING and the Stubborn Denial of Franchise Body Dysmorphia

Jakub Flasz
27th May 2025

THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME, Reviewing Inaccessible Subgenres of Death Metal and Running Low on Metaphors While Doing So

Jakub Flasz
7th May 2025

WARFARE and the Nuanced Process of Finding the Herzogian Ecstatic Truth in the Horror of War

Jakub Flasz
25th Apr 2025

SINNERS and the Perils of Dancing with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight to the Tune of Soulful Blues

Jakub Flasz
15th Apr 2025

A MINECRAFT MOVIE and the Importance of Using the Right Article While Adapting a Sandbox

Jakub Flasz
13th Apr 2025

A WORKING MAN and Resurrecting Mid-90s Preposterous Schlock to Counter Conveyor Belt Cookie-Cutter Corporatedness

Jakub Flasz
6th Apr 2025

MICKEY 17, or What Happens When You Don’t Have Enough Songs to Play When the Audience Demands an Encore

Jakub Flasz
25th Mar 2025

SNOW WHITE and the Vagaries of Gambling with Big Pots of Moolah

Jakub Flasz
20th Mar 2025

THE MONKEY and the Marmite-Like Results of Adapting King Vibes

Jakub Flasz
28th Feb 2025

SEPTEMBER 5, Canarian Sacrifice and Objectivity in the Age of Political Wrath

Jakub Flasz
16th Feb 2025

COMPANION and the Cruel Irony of Not Realizing You Are What You’re Having a Conversation About

Jakub Flasz
10th Feb 2025

FLIGHT RISK and Trying to Look Mean Wearing a Bolognaise-Stained Shirt

Jakub Flasz
5th Feb 2025

PRESENCE, Soderberghian Gimmickry and Why a Good Circus Act Needs Drama

Jakub Flasz
24th Jan 2025

WOLF MAN, Scars of Fatherhood and Proving Mike Nichols Wrong

Jakub Flasz
17th Jan 2025

NOSFERATU, Stoker-Adjacent Expressionistic Moodiness and the Diminishing Returns of Performative Gothicking

Jakub Flasz