Review-Adjacent Rants

7th Jul 2025

F1 and the Dissonant Duality of Being Simultaneously Bolted to Your Seat and Ejected from It

Jakub Flasz
2nd Jul 2025

M3GAN 2.0, Techno Meme-icry, and the Fine Art of Mocking Blockbusters

Jakub Flasz
27th Jun 2025

28 YEARS LATER, Sprinting Zombie Bodybuilders and Dancing on Freshly Painted Surfaces

Jakub Flasz
23rd Jun 2025

PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS and Recursive Franchise Regurgitations in a Shallow Septic Tank

Jakub Flasz
17th Jun 2025

CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD and the Hard Graft of Distilling Culture War Dog Whistles into Indigestible Tone-Deaf Anti-Entertainment

Jakub Flasz
7th Jun 2025

DANGEROUS ANIMALS, Killer Sharks, Shark Killers and Playing PvP on a PvE Server

Jakub Flasz
4th Jun 2025

FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES and the High-Wire Act of Retconning a Legacy

Jakub Flasz
31st May 2025

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING and the Stubborn Denial of Franchise Body Dysmorphia

Jakub Flasz
27th May 2025

THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME, Reviewing Inaccessible Subgenres of Death Metal and Running Low on Metaphors While Doing So

Jakub Flasz
7th May 2025

WARFARE and the Nuanced Process of Finding the Herzogian Ecstatic Truth in the Horror of War

Jakub Flasz
25th Apr 2025

SINNERS and the Perils of Dancing with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight to the Tune of Soulful Blues

Jakub Flasz
15th Apr 2025

A MINECRAFT MOVIE and the Importance of Using the Right Article While Adapting a Sandbox

Jakub Flasz
13th Apr 2025

A WORKING MAN and Resurrecting Mid-90s Preposterous Schlock to Counter Conveyor Belt Cookie-Cutter Corporatedness

Jakub Flasz
6th Apr 2025

MICKEY 17, or What Happens When You Don’t Have Enough Songs to Play When the Audience Demands an Encore

Jakub Flasz
25th Mar 2025

SNOW WHITE and the Vagaries of Gambling with Big Pots of Moolah

Jakub Flasz