Review-Adjacent Rants

24th Nov 2025

NOUVELLE VAGUE, or When Linklater Went Full Godard

Jakub Flasz
12th Nov 2025

FRANKENSTEIN (2025), Squandered Opportunities for Timely Reflection and Packaging Cheap Chocolates into Pretty Boxes

Jakub Flasz
10th Nov 2025

PREDATOR: BADLANDS, Video Games in Disguise and the Ascendancy of Fan-Fic Lore Absurdities

Jakub Flasz
4th Nov 2025

SHELBY OAKS, Changing Lanes and Eating Cotton Candy in the Rain

Jakub Flasz
27th Oct 2025

A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE, Thermonuclear Glocks and the Return of the Queen

Jakub Flasz
22nd Oct 2025

BLACK PHONE 2, Accidental Fan-Fics and Letting Freddy Krueger Roam the Overlook

Jakub Flasz
20th Oct 2025

TRON: ARES, Reversing Plot Vectors and Solving Dinosaur Problems

Jakub Flasz
8th Oct 2025

GOOD BOY, Stretchability of Genre Gimmicks and Monsters Behind the Door

Jakub Flasz
26th Sep 2025

ALIEN: EARTH, Aesthetic Anchoring and Conversations on Sentience with a Xenomorph in the Corner

Jakub Flasz
24th Sep 2025

THE CONJURING: LAST RITES, Mixtapes and Diminishing Returns of Regurgitated Scare Tactics

Jakub Flasz
19th Sep 2025

HONEY DON’T! and the Act of Experimentally Separating the Chinese Five Spice to Understand More about the Auteur Theory

Jakub Flasz
16th Sep 2025

CAUGHT STEALING and the Art and Science of Doing Your Thing While Executing a Pivot

Jakub Flasz
13th Sep 2025

THE TOXIC AVENGER, Modalities of Homage and Superheroes Grindhouse-Style

Jakub Flasz
3rd Sep 2025

EDDINGTON and the Woes of Trying to Find the Right Angle to Look at a Renaissance Fresco While Being Ridiculed

Jakub Flasz
26th Aug 2025

THE LIFE OF CHUCK, Dangerously Earnest Puzzles and Getting Busy Living

Jakub Flasz