Review-Adjacent Rants

16th Sep 2025

CAUGHT STEALING and the Art and Science of Doing Your Thing While Executing a Pivot

Jakub Flasz
13th Sep 2025

THE TOXIC AVENGER, Modalities of Homage and Superheroes Grindhouse-Style

Jakub Flasz
3rd Sep 2025

EDDINGTON and the Woes of Trying to Find the Right Angle to Look at a Renaissance Fresco While Being Ridiculed

Jakub Flasz
26th Aug 2025

THE LIFE OF CHUCK, Dangerously Earnest Puzzles and Getting Busy Living

Jakub Flasz
22nd Aug 2025

CONGO at 30: The Epitome of 90s-Style So-Cheesy-It’s-Awesome Cinema

Jakub Flasz
14th Aug 2025

WEAPONS and the Joys of King-Adjacent Scrapbooking

Jakub Flasz
9th Aug 2025

MATERIALISTS, Hypergamous Dystopia and the Ascendancy of Elevated Romantic Comedy

Jakub Flasz
5th Aug 2025

TOGETHER and the Do’s and Don’ts of Spicing Up Your Elevated Body Horror

Jakub Flasz
24th Jul 2025

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER and I Don’t Think I Care Anymore

Jakub Flasz
21st Jul 2025

SUPERMAN (2025): A Zero-Quadrant McBlockbuster for the Willingly Overwhelmed

Jakub Flasz
14th Jul 2025

BRING HER BACK, Metal Covers of 80s Pop and the Body Horror of Installing Software on Linux Systems

Jakub Flasz
10th Jul 2025

JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH, Dino-Mutants and Banking on Spielberg Lookalike Tribute Acts

Jakub Flasz
7th Jul 2025

F1 and the Dissonant Duality of Being Simultaneously Bolted to Your Seat and Ejected from It

Jakub Flasz
2nd Jul 2025

M3GAN 2.0, Techno Meme-icry, and the Fine Art of Mocking Blockbusters

Jakub Flasz
27th Jun 2025

28 YEARS LATER, Sprinting Zombie Bodybuilders and Dancing on Freshly Painted Surfaces

Jakub Flasz