Review-Adjacent Rants

6th Mar 2026

SCREAM 7, the Hard Graft of Keeping Franchises Alive and Rationalization Through Meta-Meta-Commentary

Jakub Flasz
5th Mar 2026

HOW TO MAKE A KILLING, Satirical Relics and the Unfortunate Inability to Dislike Golden Retrievers

Jakub Flasz
2nd Mar 2026

GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE, Kitchen Sink Satires and Fist-Waving Gen-X Men

Jakub Flasz
25th Feb 2026

The Problem with DIE MY LOVE

Jakub Flasz
9th Feb 2026

JAY KELLY – An Ethically-Sourced Ersatz Woody Allen Movie

Jakub Flasz
7th Feb 2026

IRON LUNG and the Fragile Myth of Cross-Domain Expertise Transferability

Jakub Flasz
5th Feb 2026

SEND HELP, Screwballs From Hell and Office Sexism Drenched in Gore

Jakub Flasz
31st Jan 2026

MERCY, Second-Order Voyeurism of Watching Someone Watch a Movie and the Case of AI Slopaganda

Jakub Flasz
29th Jan 2026

IS THIS THING ON? Yes. Yes, It Is.

Jakub Flasz
24th Jan 2026

THE RIP, Comfort Food for Action Dads and the Mistake of Heading for the Couch Instead of Cinemas

Jakub Flasz
18th Jan 2026

RENTAL FAMILY, Heartfelt Humanity Between Reality and Performance and the Pitfalls of Method Acting

Jakub Flasz
17th Jan 2026

28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE, Blind Spot Management and Presence through Gore

Jakub Flasz
5th Jan 2026

MARTY SUPREME, Anatomy of a Collaborative Endeavour by Selective Deletion and the Perils of Updating ROCKY with Extra Steps

Jakub Flasz
29th Dec 2025

ANACONDA (2025) and the Strategic Choice to Reboot the Cult Instead of the Movie

Jakub Flasz
20th Dec 2025

AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH, Feature-Length In-Game Cinematics and Bedsores

Jakub Flasz